Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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