I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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