We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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