The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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