Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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