Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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