Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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