I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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