no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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