What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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