I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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