We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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