what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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