is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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