i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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