i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
