I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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