so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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