Dual....:-)
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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