Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fuck appropriateness.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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