Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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