i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
