I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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