He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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