I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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