It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
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