I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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