Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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