Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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