Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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