More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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