Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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