I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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