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Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Never underestimate the power of titties
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