3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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