I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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