I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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