Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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