I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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