Where are you?
In a non slutty way
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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