If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm both gender and math confused
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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