We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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