Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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