what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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