I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
