I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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