She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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