? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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