Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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