hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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