But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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