And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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