Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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