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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm passing your future prison.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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